Want to lose 10lbs per week? HERE'S HOW!
The all new uber-stress diet! Guaranteed to melt the weight away. Lose at least ten pounds per week.
It's soooooo simple!
That's right. All you need to do is put yourself under bucketloads of stress. Drink lots of coffee, smoke lots of cigarettes, and don't eat. You'll be able to watch the pounds melt off.
"I've lost 34 pounds in three weeks!"
Groovy.
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