tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-54198120422611338852011-09-21T09:31:51.619-07:00adminnoreply@blogger.comBlogger81100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5419812042261133885.post-91277691673235038852004-12-09T03:28:00.000-08:002010-12-23T07:40:27.989-08:00PSSSSSTTTT!!!!!<br/><br/><br />Go visit me at <a href="http://dislofics.blogspot.com"><h3>dislocated fictions</h3></a> and update your linkies!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5419812042261133885-9127769167323503885?l=hypermode.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>adminnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5419812042261133885.post-30834558605783530922003-09-02T00:19:00.000-07:002010-12-23T07:40:27.972-08:00<h3>Want to lose 10lbs per week? HERE'S HOW!</h3><br/><br/><br />The all new uber-stress diet! Guaranteed to melt the weight away. Lose at least ten pounds per week.<br/><br/><br /><i>It's soooooo simple!</i><br/><br/><br />That's right. All you need to do is put yourself under bucketloads of stress. Drink lots of coffee, smoke lots of cigarettes, and <b>don't eat</b>. You'll be able to watch the pounds melt off.<br/><br/><br />"I've lost 34 pounds in three weeks!"<br/><br/><br />Groovy.<br/><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5419812042261133885-3083455860578353092?l=hypermode.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>adminnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5419812042261133885.post-86667320438396572142003-08-31T21:40:00.000-07:002010-12-23T07:40:27.937-08:00My comments system appears to have been cut off.<br/><br/><br />Dammit.<br/><br/><br />Good thing I've got <a href="mailto:gabe_chouinard@yahoo.com">email</a> in case anyone has thoughts to share.<br/><br/><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5419812042261133885-8666732043839657214?l=hypermode.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>adminnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5419812042261133885.post-55273665720715814082003-08-31T21:38:00.000-07:002010-12-23T07:40:27.915-08:00<b>disassociated</b><br/><br/><br />I keep finding myself drifting further and further from being the idealized American(tm) commercialized consumerist drone. In fact, I keep finding myself feeling less and less <u>American</u>, which is an odd feeling.<br/><br/><br />It seems my faith in America has finally been shaken to the core. Too much piled on too quickly, and the heap smells suspiciously of shit. And perhaps some day I'll be able to verbalize it, formulate it, <i>explain</i> it.... but not today. Today, I'll just sit and consider the multitudes of shitty things that happen -- like the song says -- "only in America".<br/><br/><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5419812042261133885-5527366572071581408?l=hypermode.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>adminnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5419812042261133885.post-10120318808783206382003-08-27T13:46:00.000-07:002010-12-23T07:40:27.899-08:00<b>searches again</b><br/><br/><br/><br /> 26 Aug, Tue, 09:58:26 Google: hyper machine <br/><br /> 26 Aug, Tue, 16:35:19 Google: machine fuck <br/><br /> 26 Aug, Tue, 19:26:12 Google: fucking machine <br/><br /> 26 Aug, Tue, 20:02:31 Yahoo: machine fucking <br/><br /> 26 Aug, Tue, 20:22:37 Google: fucking machine" <br/><br /> 26 Aug, Tue, 21:11:02 Google: fucking machine <br/><br /> 26 Aug, Tue, 22:35:19 Google: fucking machine <br/><br /> 26 Aug, Tue, 22:35:34 Google: emshwiller "family tree" <br/><br /> 27 Aug, Wed, 00:19:01 Google: fucking machine yahoo <br/><br /> 27 Aug, Wed, 01:00:27 Google: gabe chouinard <br/><br /> 27 Aug, Wed, 02:08:29 Yahoo: anti-tolkien <br/><br /> 27 Aug, Wed, 06:02:44 Google: fucking+machine <br/><br /> 27 Aug, Wed, 06:15:51 Google: fucking machine <br/><br /> 27 Aug, Wed, 06:53:06 Google: howard chaykin bester <br/><br /> 27 Aug, Wed, 07:49:04 Yahoo: fuck machine <br/><br /> 27 Aug, Wed, 08:45:17 Google: fucking machine <br/><br /> 27 Aug, Wed, 08:52:15 Google: fucking machine <br/><br /> 27 Aug, Wed, 10:27:35 Google: fucking machine <br/><br /> 27 Aug, Wed, 10:36:00 Google: fucking machine <br/><br/><br/><br />I'm noticing a pattern here, and it's disturbing.<br/><br/><br />By the way, I'm feeling better today. I have the girls overnight, and they always perk me up. Ava is such a little brute, it's funny.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5419812042261133885-1012031880878320638?l=hypermode.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>adminnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5419812042261133885.post-39108654927192701192003-08-27T03:55:00.000-07:002010-12-23T07:40:27.884-08:00It's these dead-of-night times that are the worst. When it's quiet, and there's nothing to keep my mind from thinking. This is when I feel the most damaged, when I can't make my own head shut the hell up.<br/><br/><br />I keep wanting to hate her, but I can't bring myself to it. Why should I? I've never hated her, and can't make myself start now. Which is probably why all of this hurts so much. Probably why I keep calling her, even though I know it's just going to cut deeper each time. People are so frail inside, you know? Especially when wounded; we're like abused puppies that keep cowering back.<br/><br/><br />I just hope that those of you reading this blog can take a moment to appreciate your spouse/mate/whatever. If I walk away from this a hurt person, then my only real hope is that other people will use this to realize how wonderful their partners really are. So, you know, without falling into self-help New Age-y bullshit... take the time to appreciate your loved ones. Because when it's too late, it's too late and that's it, end of story.<br/><br/><br />And we all know that it usually sucks when the story ends.<br/><br/><br/><br />And yeah, I'm just as fucking sick of listening to myself whine as you are reading it. If I could stop, I would.<br/><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5419812042261133885-3910865492719270119?l=hypermode.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>adminnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5419812042261133885.post-8611738309962777202003-08-27T03:27:00.000-07:002010-12-23T07:40:27.868-08:00It's 2:23 AM. Still not sleeping. I can't sleep.<br/><br/><br />Jesus Christ on a stick. Can't <b>anything</b> turn out normal?<br/><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5419812042261133885-861173830996277720?l=hypermode.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>adminnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5419812042261133885.post-32595187557648741332003-08-26T23:35:00.000-07:002010-12-23T07:40:27.849-08:00Fuck the South Beach Diet. To hell with Dr. Atkins.<br/><br/><br />All you need to do is get divorced. In two weeks, I've dropped fifteen pounds, from a dense 165lbs. down to a diminishing-lovehandled 150lbs.<br/><br/><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5419812042261133885-3259518755764874133?l=hypermode.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>adminnoreply@blogger.com0